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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista


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Mailbag

Ah, the joys of answering e-mail. Actually, I wouldn't wish this task on my worst enemy. So many questions, so little time... I do answer as many e-mails as I have time for though, and I've posted a few of them below.

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May 16, 2005

April Showers Bring May Questions...

Perhaps the springtime rain is keeping people indoors, thus increasing the number of gaming discoveries and questions... This month's Mailbag features the traditional Q&A, and some neat little discoveries that people have sent in. I don't know if there's been a spike in F-Zero GX popularity, or whether a number of people have simply discovered the F-Zero GX pages on Detstar... GX mail has been relatively quiet, but I've been getting more of it lately... Not that it compares to the massive amount of Melee mail, however.
Keep sending mail, and I'll keep replying/posting as much as possible: DetErest@detstar.com


After playing Mario Kart Double Dash and completing any time trial match, you can press L,R,L,R,X,Y,X,Y,Z and the message G38G116XDXKXCK8T pops up. What does this mean?

That special jumble of letters and numbers is a special passcode that pertains to the time that you received. It was apparently part of a contest in Japan for players to complete against one another by comparing their times online. Of course, there are many dishonest gamers out there (likely the same people who submit bogus claims to this website)... So the time you receive is encoded somewhere in that jumble, for a specially programmed computer to decipher and determine your rank.

I found another "special" custom racing machine in F-Zero GX:
the Funny Swallow body,
the Bright Spear cockpit,
and the Boxer -2C engine
Put those parts together to make a fine little racer called the Gargoyle.

(Body-D, Boost-C, Grip-C)


For another custom racer with a special name, do the following:
Body: splash whale
cockpit: crystal egg
booster: comet-V
It creates a special machine named Queen Sapphire.

(Body-E, Boost-C, Grip-D)

That Gargoyle racer is certainly new to me, so thanks for sending it in. The machine has average grip, but the relatively light body makes it easy to handle. It's been a while since I played GX, but on my first trip to the tracks with the Gargoyle, I was able to easily maneuver the craft through the tricky tunnel of Big Blue.

As for the Queen Sapphire, it's one of those semi-special machines. It doesn't have the booster suffix that most machines have, but it's still an interesting name. It must have been a hellish nightmare for the creators to have to sort out all of these parts and come up with a unique name for every different combination of parts.


Dear Detstar,
Why do you keep calling Bowser Jr. Baby Bowser? Bowser Jr. is Bowser's son and has horns. Baby Bowser is Bowser as a baby.


Yes, the whole Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr. bit is a bit confusing. Although they're different characters, they look exactly alike, and basically serve the same purpose in any game that they're found in. Since I'm a veteran from Super Mario World 2, Baby Bowser is the name that's stuck in my head... While the "Bowser Jr." character is a separate character, Nintendo's inspiration for him obviously came from Baby Bowser. Just for kicks, here's a snapshot of Bowser Jr. from Super Mario Sunshine.

 


Dexter Comics is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen! episode 58 and episode 56 are my favs. marley is the man! i laughed my ass of when he whips out a lighter and sets his speeding ticket on fire (episode 65). keep up the good work!
peace out


Marley is quite a character... He was originally just a relaxed and mellow hippie, but now he'll occasionally take a stand if someone deliberately pisses him off... Like someone spitting on his burger at the restaurant, or a local cop who's handing out tickets.


I found something in the Big Blue stage of F-Zero GX... Along the glass wall that goes beside the track you can see some sort of fish swimming around inside the water. It's hard to see, but it's there!


It's definitely weird, that's for sure. It's hard to tell if it's a fish or a machine. It looks a bit mechanical to me, but it swims and moves its' mouth like a fish. It's not something that you would normally notice, and a background detail like this is quite well hidden.


In a past mailbag, someone mentioned that in Super Smash Bros Melee, Peach's dress would go up when performing a taunt on the yellow platforms in the classic Super Mario Bros. stage. Well, I tried with other characters and got some interesting affects. Simply do what you did as Peach,taunt as the platform falls. Zelda's dress creases inwards toward here feet. Gannondorf's cape flows down toward the ground instead of up like it would normally. Try it with other characters for yourself!

This stuff kinda defies gravity... Although it does make sense that Peach's dress flies upward, the same experiment with Zelda and Ganondorf produces some interesting findings...


In the Baby Park track of Mario Kart Double Dash there is train tracks underneath the track itself. The roller coaster has Yoshi's face and you can even see the roller coaster go below the track on those tracks under there.

I had noticed the strange grid portion of the track, but somehow or other hadn't bothered to take a deeper look into it. The Yoshi-faced roller coaster can indeed be seen speeding below, with another strange detail - The individual cars of the roller coaster aren't even joined together.


Can you take a picture the F-Zero GX machine select with all 41 racers?

Well I'll be damned... I had always figured that somewhere within Detstar's 500+ screenshots for F-Zero GX, that there would be a full selection screen somewhere... But a quick search through them turned up no such image. So here's a snapshot of all 41 of those shiny racing machines.


How did you feel when Microsoft got into the Video Game Industry, bought a bunch of video game developers/publishers and made their games exclusive to Xbox ie. PDZ?

I personally think it's greedy and selfish to conduct business in such a manner. There's nothing wrong with doing business to make money, because money makes the world go round - But it's possible to have too much of a good thing, and I believe that the huge Microsoft corporation has snagged more money than any honest person could ever dream of having. Microsoft made it big with the Windows operating system, and continues to make huge profits with their Office software. Had they decided to begin making games for the home computer, I wouldn't have noticed their greed as much...

But instead of sticking within the home computer field, they decided to jump into the video game console war to compete with Sony and Nintendo. With the profits of the gaming industry beginning to rival that of the film industry, Microsoft wanted a slice of the pie... But instead of taking a few moderate slices, they're trying to gobble up the whole thing. Microsoft already has a monopoly in the computer software field... This allows them shut down their competitors by crushing them or buying them out, which allows them to remain on top while keeping their prices incredibly high.

Anyone who has money can make money... But by having a virtually bottomless bank account, Microsoft can literally throw money at their problems until they reach a turnaround. The X-Box wasn't much of a success in its' first year, with Halo being the only desirable title amongst a field of crappy games. But after buying out other companies to have exclusive titles, Microsoft has managed to turn the X-Box into a money-maker.

And by having a virtually bottomless bank account to finance their quest, the Microsoft Empire will continue to grow until it's consumed every last soul on the planet... Perhaps that's an exaggeration. But they're clearly not going to slow down anytime soon, and will surely get into any market that will make them some cash. What's next to conquer? I shudder to think. Microsoft cars? Microsoft appliances and home electronics? Microsoft sex toys? When you're a multi-billion dollar corporation, all of the doors of the world are wide open.


Have you considered having a special Perfect Dark mailbag like the Goldeneye ones?

Not only have I considered it, but I actually printed all the relevant PD fan mail, and I'm ready to investigate everything that's been sent in. Although I now have an N64 once again and had a chance to do the special Goldeneye mailbag feature, it basically takes a whole afternoon to sit down and do all the research (to verify some of the claims that have been sent in) and take screenshots. I know an afternoon might not sound like much, but when I have the time, I usually choose to do something for the GameCube games, because they're more popular...

Not that Perfect Dark is unpopular by any means... A Perfect Dark update is undoubtedly being expected by thousands of PD fans ... But TENS of thousands of fans are eagerly awaiting more GameCube stuff - So if I please the GameCube fanatics, I'll simply be harassed by a smaller number of people. Seriously though, I do plan on devoting an afternoon to Perfect Dark at some point, possibly for the upcoming anniversary of the PD site's opening...

I'd Like you guys to know that in Phoenix's movie in F-Zero GX, he looks like that guy from Viewtiful Joe...just wanted to give you guys something to write about...

I suppose Phoenix does bear a bit of a resemblance to Viewtiful Joe... He has the gloves, and the "horns" on top of his mask.

He also looks like Captain Falcon... Which is why I personally believe that Phoenix IS Captain Falcon. All we really know about Phoenix, is that he's from the future, and traveled back in time to the same year that Captain Falcon won the F-Zero Grand Prix, only to be faced by Deathborn... Another interesting connection with the name Phoenix, is the logo worn by Captain Falcon... His symbol bears a striking similarity to the one worn by the Phoenix from the X-Men...

I want to see more cool pix of Mewtwo because he's my favorite character!

Although none of the other Pokémon characters in Super Smash Bros Melee really fit with my fighting style, Mewtwo is my only exception. He's probably among my top five characters, because I love all of his black magic tricks...







 

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