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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista


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Ah, the joys of answering e-mail. Actually, I wouldn't wish this task on my worst enemy. So many questions, so little time... I do answer as many e-mails as I have time for though, and I've posted a few of them below.

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July 14, 2005

Early Morning Update...
Seeing how I was awake before the sun this morning, I figured I might as well drag myself out of bed and finish this week's mailbag. Besides, what has sleep ever accomplished for anyone? This Mailbag has a heavy dose of Super Smash Bros Melee, but that's nothing new... Melee is one of those few games that's addictive enough to keep playing four countless hours on end...
As always, I've done my best to handle your gaming/website questions... But if you have other thoughts on your mind, go ahead and send 'em my way: DetErest@detstar.com


How do you get an opponent to smash into the screen in Super Smash Bros Melee?

Whenever someone has really high damage, and they're hit with the final blow that sends them flying out of the arena, sometimes they fly into the background... But other times they splat right on your TV screen. As far as I can tell, this happens completely randomly. If anyone out there has a different perspective, feel free to share.


Hello, first I would like to congratulate you on the incontrovertibly greatest GoldenEye site on the Internet. Now, I read that you wish for me to make this e-mail as terse as possible so I will. I've noticed three interesting things in the game that I have not seen anywhere on your site (and trust me, I read everything). I feel the only place these would belong would be in your Interesting Stuff sections. Without further adieu:

1.) The majority of the crates in GoldenEye have "BANKO" written on them, which is exactly what Pierce Brosnan says to the card dealer while playing Baccarat in the film.

2.) You have probably noticed that small warning label on the wooden crates. It's small, white, has a red 2, red 4, etc. What I have never noticed until now is that a practically identical label appears on the gas tanks in the Facility in the film! You can see one clear as day next to Brosnan as he walks out from behind a tank just before Ourumov begins the 10 count.
3.) This one is rather funny. In the Facility bathroom, there is a white and blue sign next to the door that depicts two hands and a faucet, obviously displaying a rule that all employees - or soldiers - must wash their hands after using the restroom...
This seems alright, but then we look at the opposing wall. There are only sinks - no faucets! So how are the soldiers supposed to wash their hands?

Hopefully you include these in your site as they are things I doubt many people have noticed. Again, AWESOME job on the site. Good luck in the future!
It's quite an accomplishment to browse through every single page of the Goldeneye site... And you did indeed find 3 things that weren't mentioned there.
1) I'm not sure if these crates say "Banko" or "Bauko"...
Something else about an ammo crate (specifically this one from Multiplayer), is that the last 3 digits of the serial number are "MK3". I'm sure it's just a coincidence, because Rareware created the fighting game Killer Instinct, which was a bit of a rival to Mortal Kombat 3.
2) I did find these number tags, scattered in various places... It's in the Members Section, but I don't believe it appears anywhere on the main site. These little things reminded me of playing cards, but I'll have to check and see if I can spot that sign in the Goldeneye movie.

3) As for the faucets, I had never even really noticed that they were missing before... Imagine, a chemical weapons facility that posts instructions that are impossible for employees to follow... The government must have been involved in this one.

It was cool to see two episodes of Dexter Comics at the same time, is there going to be two episodes posted every week now?

Occasionally, two episodes may be posted on the same day for various reasons. Last week, it was to fit in the special fireworks episode... As for this week, the two episodes go hand in hand with one another in the story.


Hullo, first all, I`d like to say, I love your website. It`s seriously the best Super Smash Bros Melee website I`ve ever been on. What I wanted to know was, the Marth secret, not the one with Marth`s head on the blade, but the other one, entitled 'Evil Emblem'. I could`nt find where the light blue part was that had the swirly designs. I think that that secret is cool. Can you tell me specifically where to go for that? ^^;

-Frequent SSMB player

Ah yes, those weird little faces... It's a cool little detail. I'm not sure if it's something that the developers did my accident or not, but seeing how there are two evil faces, it seems as if it was done on purpose. I found that on one of Marth's trophies, although I'm not completely sure which one. Check for whatever trophy it is where Marth is wearing that blue cape, and I'm pretty sure the design is on the back of the cape.


In Mario Kart Double Dash, have you ever noticed in bower's castle that the arrows guiding your way have mean looks on their faces? I thought I was imagining things but they definitely do. The other tracks the arrows have somewhat happy faces

Actually, I'd never noticed that before... On a course like Bowser's castle, I'm whipping around dangerous corners and avoiding hazards, so I'd never even glanced at any of the signs... It's just like city driving.

I heard that the cheese in Perfect Dark was supposed to be the key to a really awesome cheat. No one knows what though. I haven't even seen any good theories. Actually I can't think of a cheat either. Something new...oh well. If it was an amazing cheat then maybe it's still hidden in the memory...

For a while, there were rumors on the Internet that the mysterious pieces of cheese in Perfect Dark led to a secret hidden extra... But seeing how absolutely nothing has been discovered (combined with the fact that Rareware stated that someone on the team just did it for fun), it seems as if those chunks of swiss cheese were just thrown in for detail.... Even though each mission has a piece of cheese hidden somewhere. It must have been kinda fun to figure out just where to hide one in each level.

Where can I check how many melee vs. matches I have finished in Super Smash Bros Melee? I want to know how close I am to unlocking some of the secret characters.

If you're unsure just how much played, go back to the main menu, then go into "Data", then "Melee Records" and choose "Misc Records". In here, you will find your VS play time, plus your VS play match total.


Episode 73 of the Comics is hilarious! I like Dexter's crowbar.

Dexter's blue crowbar has gotten him into many places... It's also gotten him into a lot of trouble. There are always two ways to get something done; There's the legal way, and there's Dexter's way. Dexter's approach just happens to be the quickest and easiest of the two.

In Super Smash Bros Melee if you wait for a pretty long time in great bay, you will see, in the background, the moon coming down to the screen. Then, out of nowhere, the giants will be holding the moon, saving it from falling. Then when they are done they will climb the mountain on the left side. You can't pause the game to see this so you will have you zoom out in order to see it.

It's a background detail that many players have noticed, but somehow or other, it's never actually made it onto the SSBM website. It does take a while for the moon to fall, so it wouldn't happen in a short match. I believe it takes about four minutes before it occurs.


Your Goldeneye site is truly amazing. After all these years a lot of info was gathered there and it is by far the most complete best looking goldeneye site on the net! Keep up the good work.

Thanks. It's good to hear that players of Goldeneye 007 enjoy browsing through the pages of information that I've gathered. Goldeneye was my favorite game at the turn of the millennium, and there wasn't a website on the net that came close to covering all the amazing aspects of this game...

And with all the mysteries surrounding the game, it was interesting to dig deeper and find all kinds of stuff hidden deep beneath the game's surface... So I began writing some pages of my own, doing more and more until it became a huge resource that's used daily by Goldeneye fans.


Hello, I'm just a Super Smash Bros Melee fan and I found out that Peach can pull out a Bob-omb! I can prove it!! In this e-mail, it have a screenshot that Peach holding a bob-omb in the open green field from all-star mode.

It's a very rare moment whenever Peach pulls up something other than a vegetable...
I've only seen the Bob-omb myself, but other players have reported seeing her randomly pull items like Beam Swords and Mr. Saturns, and even one incident with a Homerun Bat.

Something that I find really strange here is how 'new' this... I owned Melee for a couple years before I even knew about this trick, but in recent months I've received dozens of e-mails about this...

Dude, you never say your age! I mean, just give us an idea. Are you still in school? I'm thinkin with all this programming and stuff you'd have to be a genius or something.

It's no accident that I've kept my personal information private... Although it's only natural to be curious, I don't really see why my age should make such a difference. If you enjoy reading the content that gets posted on the gamesites, would it really matter if it was published by someone who was 16 versus someone who was 96? Although that's a bit of an extreme example, hopefully you get the idea.

An obsessive reader of the site might be able narrow down my age, but that's up to them. For the record, I'm certainly not old... But I'm not getting any younger either.

Also for the record, I would definitely not consider myself to be a genius.
If I truly was a genius, I'd be rich and comfy by now.

I've done a little research, and I've found a third way to unlock Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros Melee, though it's a little complicated. With two controllers plugged into the GCN, here are the steps to do this:

1. go into VS Mode.
2. Select Custom Rules and change the game mode to stock using three lives.
3. Select 'Item Switch' and turn the item appearances on NONE.
4. Exit Custom Rules and select Melee.
5. Have the 1st player be Mario.
6. Have the second player be Luigi.
7. Press Start and enter the stage selection screen.
8. Select the 'Pokemon Stadium' stage.
*Okay, if you've done it right so far, Mario and Luigi should have three lives, and there should be absolutely no items, including crates, barrels, or capsules that appear. You cannot have the 2nd player as a CPU, but as a HMN player instead. You should be in the 'Pokemon Stadium' stage with the big Pokeball in the middle. Now let's go to step nine.
9. Have Mario stand on the left side of the Pokeball in the middle of the stage, and have Luigi stand on the right side of it.
10. Your work is done for today. Turn off your TV, NOT your game, and wait until tomorrow morning.
11. In the morning, turn on the TV to find your game is right where it was when you left it.
12. Using Mario, KO Luigi.
13. After the announcer says "GAME!" and you finish looking at your scores, Mewtwo will challenge you as Mario. Beat him and that psychic weirdo will be all yours to control.
Congratulations! You've unlocked Mewtwo! I might not have checked this myself in a while, but it worked the seven times I tried it! Try it for yourself and it should work!

There are two ways to unlock Mewtwo - Play 700 VS matches, or play for 20 hours... This trick isn't really a third method, but just a twist on the 20 hour requirement.. Although you'll probably unlock Mewtwo by following those steps, it does nothing more than build up the number of hours that it would normally take to get Mewtwo to appear and challenge you. As for the characters used and stage played in, it really makes no difference because the game keeps track of the number of hours played.







 

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