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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista


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Ah, the joys of answering e-mail. Actually, I wouldn't wish this task on my worst enemy. So many questions, so little time... I do answer as many e-mails as I have time for though, and I've posted a few of them below.

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September 20, 2005

September Madness...
It's once again time to sift through my mailbox, and post a collection of mail fron fans, and some mail from a few people who hate my guts... I haven't posted much mail from the latter group, so let's begin with the first group, shall we?

If you have a question that you'd like to see answered on the website, send it in: DetErest@detstar.com


I have a conflict with my friend. He thinks Sheik is a boy. All my other friends think Sheik is a girl. So i decided to also get your expert opinion. Boy or girl?

It's a very good debate, that's for sure. Whenever Zelda uses her magical abilities to transform into Sheik, she's still Zelda even though the body is obviously male...

Although Sheik is nimble and quick, the character does appear to be rather tough and strong... Sheik can pass for a dude, and when we first met the character, everyone assumed that's what he was... This deception led our minds to accept Sheik as being a male character, until we learn his true identity.

So for this reason, I'd personally have to say that Sheik is a guy, even though I know that many people will disagree. But just keep in mind; I'm referring to "Sheik" as he appears in front of us, and that "he" is only a magical illusion created by Princess Zelda. So I don't think it's wrong to call Sheik a girl either. Nintendo's documentation does refer to Sheik as a her - So officially, it's mind over body.


I just wanna say that your site is awsome...I never thought that the Rare team put SOO much to be un-noticed by..."amateur-gamers" unlike me...
As for you, What do you do else in life except for playing games? Unless...you're not...human?

Yes, Rare certainly does an amazing job when putting cool details into their games. It was all the neat things in Goldeneye that really drew me into all of this stuff.

Contrary to popular belief, being the webmaster of a video game website leaves very little time to actually spend playing video games. As for the rest of my life, I sure don't have much of one. Just going to work, spending countless hours plugging away in front of a computer, where I slowly begin to believe that I truly am one of those machines. There are times when I believe that I'm no longer human anymore... Then, my stomach growls to remind me that I haven't eaten in almost two days.

I do play a lot of sports though, and can play for hours without stopping... Which is even more evidence that I might be turning into a machine. I probably should seek some professional help, but what's the fun in that? Going crazy is a bit of an adventure in itself... Plus, I'd rather spend my money on food and gas instead of wasting it on an expensive shrink...


Why don't we see Candi anymore in your Comics? If she isn't used anymore, you should take her down from the characters at the top of the page. She's an interesting character. I think you should put her in some more episodes of the Dexter Comics.

Candi disappeared for a little while, while the story was revolving around Pete and his buddies having a great time with all their mischevious acts of theft and violence... But Pete was able to see Candi once before the end of summer, and she's just now returning as a regular character, along with another surprise visitor...


I remember a section on your Goldeneye site that would let you look at real life Goldeneye weapons, but now I can't seem to find it. Was it removed, or is it still there? Please post this, and/or respond. thanks.

The page that compared weapons in Goldeneye 007 to their real life counterparts was removed from the website quite some time ago. The reason for their removal was that I wasn't sure who owned the copyrights for most of those photographs. And since I don't own most of those weapons, I'm unable to snap my own pictures...
i got a question about something ive heard. my nintendo official guide of Super Smash Bros Melee says that there is a ditto pokemon and it transforms into your player character and helps u fight is this true?

When playing the gamer normally, I don't believe it's possible to make Ditto appear... The fact that he's mentioned in the official strategy guide suggests that he was removed shortly before the game was released.

You can use Action Replay codes to retrieve Ditto, and make him appear from a Pokéball... However he doesn't attack - He just shows up for a second or two, and then disappears.

If you zoom in on Peach while playing SSBM, you can see that she has a ring on her finger.
Does this mean that she married Mario??


That's a neat detail that I never noticed before... Just like any royal family, I'm sure the Mushroom Kingdom is rich with scandalous affairs... But as far as we've been shown, Mario and Peach aren't a couple. But at the same time, we certainly haven't seen anything that proves that they're not involved... But I'd be more likely to think that Nintendo's intention with the ring was merely for style.

Is there any possible way to use any of the classic Goldeneye 007 weapons in Perfect Dark's multiplayer?
p.s. your site is the best website ever.

Conveniently, Rareware "forgot" to include the classic weapons for Perfect Dark's multiplayer... But that's only while playing the game normally. With Gameshark codes, you can bring back some of your old favorites, and terrorize the computer players with "outdated" weapons that are still highly effective.
 

you havnt put any info in fer more than a month except for that toad was on the gay dialy show

The Daily Show is about political humor, which appeals to a more intellectual audience... Obviously, someone who manages to make 3 spelling mistakes in a single sentence would never understand just how much time and effort it takes to put together a single update for this website... Nor could they possibly comprehend any of the cutting remarks made by Jon Stewart.

Hey det nice site, originally it was the F-Zero content that got me attached to your site, and i love the interesting stuff pages on all the games, and ive got another little thing to add. Just a few days ago i was playing lylat wars (starfox 64) and during the intro to the first mission fox says over the radio "check your g-diffuser systems". now me being a nerd and read through the f-zero gx instruction manual several times, it says that that f-zero machines have a g-diffuser system to keep the afloat. Another shared bit of data between starfox and f-zero.

In addition to the name James McCloud being lent from one game to another, Nintendo also made sure to mention that these insanely fast machines require a G-diffuser system... With a crazy ride like that though, they really should implement a system that helps keep your lunch in your belly.

Dear Det,
How did you think of Detstar?

The creation of this gaming domain happened because free-hosted websites were simply no longer enough to support the growing content... But if you're asking about the actual name "Detstar", it's one of the many little things that gets explained when you go behind the scenes.

hey i just wanted to tell you that you can get toad (in Super Smash Bros Melee) cuz i got him!!!! The real way to get him is first u have to... [Method edited due to horrible inaccuracy] ... Then he should appear to challenge you!! so u can get him!!!

Yeah, OK...
You wouldn't by any chance have access to a digital camera, would you? Because coincidentally, every single person who claims to have unlocked something unbelievable always has a unique excuse as to why they're unable to snap a picture... What are the odds of that?

Hey I noticed some people that look like Mario fighting Luigi (in Episode 85 of Dexter Comics) is that who they are?

Two kids that look a bit like brothers can be seen battling it out while waiting in line for some cake... Some gold coins are even flying out from the scuffle. If I had to put money on it, I'd say that the dude in the red shirt was gonna win...


I was wondering, why do people stil insist on saying that Sonic and Tails are in Super Smash Brothers Melee? I mean, after the discovery of the Debug menu, all the data from nearly everything could be acsessed, so why arn't Sonic and Tails (and Toad for that matter) in there? Because they don't exist in melee! I just don't understand why they insist on saying they're in there. And If Microsoft owns Rare, wouldn't that mean that we might see Donkey Kong on the X-Box?

I'm always surprised by the number of people who love to lie about what they've unlocked in their games... Coming up with bogus stories about characters who simply cannot be unlocked must just be a way for these people to make themselves feel special. They seem to believe that by making these false claims, they might be able to make other people jealous of them or something. Even solid proof doesn't seem to be enough to shake these stubborn people... Hopefully they'll learn some common sense before they die. If not, we'll just have to speed up the process.

And although Miss Dark's services have been sold to Microsoft, don't expect to see Donkey Kong playing for Microsoft's team anytime soon... Even though Rareware was responsible for the modern day rendition of Donkey Kong, Nintendo still retains the rights to Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.


Dude, you're not alone, I saw Toad appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart too, I was actually hoping that it would stop on him, but I can only guess as to wtf he was doing on the "Religion-o-matic" but it's probably "the religion of Video games" or something like that.

Even though Toad's photo was used as one of the possible choices that the "God-Machine" would land on, I think it was just a joke... I can't actually picture the show doing anything on the religion of Nintendo... Except of course for making fun of some pale-faced gamer who hasn't seen the sun in seven years...







 

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