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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista


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Welcome to the Mailbag, where your questions get answered... Or at least some of them, anyway. If you've got something that hasn't been posted before, than this is where it can happen. Unanswered questions is the main focus, but I receive practically everything, from facts and findings, to codes and creations.

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December 20, 2005

Holiday Visitors...
As we learned from James Bond, Christmas (usually) only comes once a year... The Mailbag usually arrives once a month, and it's much more pleasant than other unwelcome holiday visitors... Especially when some of them just won't leave. The aim of the Mailbag is to leave no stone unturned, in a quest for the missing pieces from the gamesites... Along with a bunch of random stuff that I found in my mailbox.

If you've come up with a question or comment while visiting the website, you can send it to:


 

Do you know what ship the frigate in Goldeneye (the game) based on?

I've tried searching for this ship for almost 2 days now. It's not F710 "la fayette"

That's a good question... I don't know if Rareware modeled the ship after the one in the Goldeneye movie, or whether they used an entirely different source for the design. I'll post your question, in hopes that someone out there might have an answer...


I don't know if you have already seen Marth's translations from Super Smash Bros Melee, but here they are.

For his taunt he says, "Minna, miteite kure!" which means, "Everyone, look at me!"

For his B victory pose, he says, "Boku wa makeru wake-ni wa ikanainda!" which means, "There's no way I can lose!"

For his Y victory pose, he says, "Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?" whcih means, "Doesn't it seem that i am the victor?"

For his X victory pose, he says, "Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita." which means, "Today, I have survived."

These are pretty cheesy, except the last one. I hope I helped.

That's pretty cool. Thanks for sharing. Although some of the lines might seem a bit corny, there are so many foreign expressions that lose their effectiveness in translation... And the same is true when English sentences are converted to other languages.


Hey since the Nintendo Revolution will have backwards capability with all Nintendo 64 games and they will be improving graphics and some of them might have online play do you think Goldeneye 007 is going to have online play?? I would like to know.

The thought of online Goldeneye 007 is a cool concept... But sadly, I can't really it becoming a reality. Games that are released for the Revolution will be specially designed to incorporate online play, but it's a feature that did not exist when Goldeneye 007 was originally released... So the programming in the actual game itself would probably to be changed, which would mean the game would need to be redone just to allow it.

So even though Goldeneye 007 may never be available for online play on the Nintendo Revolution, the Goldeneye team at Free Radical Design are sure to come up a new game that plays and feels like this classic favorite.


On Super Smash Bros Melee on event match I can’t get any higher matches than 30.
Why can’t I get more.

Certain characters are featured in the later matches, and you need to have unlocked some of them before the Event Match challenges will open up. You'll need to find some of the Hidden Characters first, as well as complete the Event Matches that you already have access to.


I was just wondering: In Perfect Dark, were Maians in more missions than before? I've seen a video from Rare that shows Maians in the dataDyne building, and even the beta Skedar mission. You can tell it's not multi player by the way the Maians hold the guns and how the crouch when they shoot.
p.s. the tape showed ALOT of Maians on Jo's team

Many beta videos for Perfect Dark show characters that seem completely out of place. As far as I know, these characters were just being temporary used as placeholders. In this screenshot, Joanna Dark is killing Trent Easton... It's not really the Easton character though, just his image model used in the place of a guard.

As for a legion of Maians following Joanna around in the Skedar, I'm pretty sure that one was from Multiplayer... At least if it's the same video clip that I'm thinking of. The way that CPU characters hold their guns and behave might have been changed slightly before the game was released.


Hey, I'm a visitor of your site and was wondering do you ever come on MSN? I really would like to talk to you. Thx

I haven't chatted in ages... I spend entirely too much time in front of a computer screen as it is. Nonetheless, I still make the effort to sit down at my home computer at the end of the day to work on Detstar-related stuff, but rarely anything else... I hardly even surf the net anymore.

If you have something to ask, it's just easier to send it to me via e-mail. That way, your message will be there whenever I have the time to read it.

i know there is a action replay cheat (debug mode) for Super Smash Bros Melee where you can be giga bowser, master hand, wire frames etc. and i want to know how to control the master hand and crazy hand because every time i enter the arena i press buttons and nothing happens.........they both just sit there.

It seems that you can only control Master Hand or Crazy Hand when you have a controller plugged into the 3rd of 4th socket of the GameCube system. Before you start your game, make sure you head into "Kind Select", and set Player 3 and/or Player 4 to "Human" instead of "CPU".

Sup Deterest
I was playing Perfect Dark last night and I came across a funny glitch. In the Carrington Institute room where you do the gadget training, when you're using the gadgets, I noticed that you could punch and in my frustration for the IR scanner glitching up the game, I punched the retarded lady and pc guy and they just bob back and forth. They're like punching bags lol. Great way to vent your anger, works WAY better than stress ball in my opinion.
Stay cool Det

Those CI Employees can sure take a beating... And since they don't fight back, they're easy targets. It's also fun to waste the guy in the firing range with the crossbow. I hope these people are paid for putting up with all of our abuse. Besides, those puny little stress balls are no match for simulated violence...


I think it's a tad disgraceful that you don't have anything to make note of remembrance day on November 11. Also when looking back through the updates I noticed you didn't say anything about September 11. This confirms my belief (and many others) that a robot writes these pages. A robot cannot feel emotion and therefore cannot sympathize with the rest of humanity.

While both of these dates are a very important and symbolic part of our history, there are many dates on the calendar that could be recognized as well. In December alone, we have the December 7th attack on Pearl Harbor, and December 26 will be the one year anniversary of the Tsunami in Southeast Asia. The constant sacrifice and suffering of the human race is never-ending, and it's a constant reminder that all of us should be thankful so long as we're healthy and breathing.

Due to the violent nature of the games featured here, it would be a bit out of place to announce anniversaries that pertain to death and violence. It would almost be like rockstar Bono trying to end world hunger while eating a big dinner in a fancy restaurant...

I have a question about a shortcut on the Aztec level in Goldeneye. I saw a video clip of someone playing this level on TV and in the black computer room, somehow they got the guards to open the locked, glass doors without having to get the key card from Jaws. Do you know anything about this?

Although I don't recall seeing that particular video clip, I do know that guards will often open locked doors when Bond is Invisible. As they frantically run around in circles searching for you, they'll sometimes cause a door to open... Even ones that require keycard access.

An apparent"Christmas Card" that appeared in my mailbox... How incredibly creepy. I don't trust that Santa for a second. If I'm not mistaken, it says "A Good Fuck to All"...

I won't be able to get to sleep on Christmas Eve now... I'm gonna stay awake with the gun instead.








 

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