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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista



Mailbag

Welcome to the Mailbag, where your questions get answered... Or at least some of them, anyway. If you've got something that hasn't been posted before, than this is where it can happen. Unanswered questions is the main focus, but I receive practically everything, from facts and findings, to codes and creations.

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May 13, 2006

April Showers Bring May Power...
Messages were pouring into my mailbox over the past month... I went back to pick the best ones, and arranged them into a bouquet of lovely e-mails to answer... Only a few people elected to send impatient e-mails about a delay in updates, while others chose to send questions and cool observations... I always prefer the latter. If you've got something to share, you know where to send it:


Hello! I am a fan of all your websites and I just wanted to contribute something that I thought was cool to your Zelda Windwaker section.
In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, do you remember when the Deku Tree died and after beating the Forest Temple, a new tree was planted? Well, that tree looks almost exactly like the Deku Tree of the Windwaker game! It's like a little part of Kokiri Forest was still lingering! Unfortunately, I can't find any pictures to prove to you. I just remember! If you are willing to look into this, then go for it!


That sounds like a cool little detail for the developers to incorporate into the game... I'd have to start a new gamefile to see this, but maybe someone reading this will be kind enough to supply an Ocarina of Time snapshot for comparison purposes...
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY UNLOCKED CONKER IN SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE!!!!.
I did it by beating all star mode with Pichu on very hard and in less than 2 minutes without using any recovery items. these are some pics that i took. i will send you more later on.
Ah, yes... A new rumored character for SSBM... The character select screen looks quite convincing, and the "Challenger Approaching" screen is pretty good...

However, screenshots like this aren't overly difficult to fake. You wouldn't happen to have any action screenshots of Conker in a match, do you? Of course not.

To even attempt to conquer All-Star mode in less than 2 minutes, you'd probably have to be high on crack.

Do you think that there will be a TimeSplitters 4? I really like the TimeSplitters series and I hope that there will be a TimeSplitters 4 for the Next Generation of consoles. Also do you think that Nintendo might wise up and buy Free Radical Design so that way the Nintendo consoles have a good First-Person Shooter franchise?

I believe that Free Radical Design has plans for another game in the TimeSplitters series, although there's no information available on the company's website. They've did amazing things with TimeSplitters 2 and TimeSplitters Future Perfect. The company website is about a year out of date, because with their relatively small staff, game development takes priority over the website updates.

(I did send an inquiry to see if Free Radical was looking for a webmaster, but I haven't heard back yet...)

As for Free Radical establishing an exclusive partnership with Nintendo, I can't see that happening. By releasing their games for GameCube, PS2 and X-Box, Free Radical has a much bigger audience of people to buy their games.

Please tell me if it is true that you can unlock Raikou on Super Smash Brothers Melee
by beating Event match 51 with Pichu!!! I cant do it myself, respond Please!!!!

Lately, I've been receiving many questions about unlocking Raikou... Completing the rather insane Event Match 51 with Pichu would be a very difficult task. However, Raikou is not a playable character no matter what difficult feats you manage to accomplish.


Dear Det,

I just noticed a Perfect Dark/Goldeneye joke in your Multiplayer section. You get the Dinner Jackets after completing 7 challenges. 7 challenges for James Bond 007's tuxes. I thought that joke was just prefect. Your annoyance, Cat Lover

P.S. "Prefect" was a joke. They should have included the original heads, too. Plus the Mission Mode head. :P

I never noticed that one before...
The Dinner Jackets were one of the cool little things that I was looking forward to unlocking in Perfect Dark, as I bought the game a few days after it was released. I had heard the good news, and couldn't wait to unlock the suits and the Facility arena.


Hi Det, congrats on the site, its totally rocks!
From what I read on your site, you play (or have played) your N64 a LOT.
Haven't the joysticks on your controllers got a bit loose? Mine certainly have, and I've only had mine for 3 years. And also, is it possible for GameCube joysticks to get loose? Just wondering.


Thanks for your time.

After a certain amount of usage, N64 joysticks do start to get a bit wobbly. It's just something that tends to happen, especially if you've been playing games like the original Mario Party.

The technology seems to have improved though, because I haven't had this problem with my GameCube controllers yet. However, the soft rubber padding is starting to peel on one of my GC controllers.

I only buy Nintendo brand controllers, because everything else is crap. Sure, it might be cheaper for the short term... But Nintendo accessories keep on kicking long after third party products have kicked the bucket.

Everything else I've ever seen has broken, including my SharkPad by InterAct. It has a cool design, and it's a good controller... But on a SharkPad, the Z-trigger button will eventually break. The Nintendo brand N64 controllers do get a loose feel after a while, but I've never seen a Nintendo controller cease to function.

Millions of people already know about Super Smash Bros Melee's awesome debug code... But there's gotta be one for the original SSB somewhere, I know it! Do you know what it is or where I can find it? Please, I (as well as other people, perhaps) am (are) desperate!!!

Many games seem to have this special mode lingering around inside the memory. The Debug Menu is used by the developers when they're in the testing stages, and they often simply leave it in because nobody can access it under normal circumstances...

But hackers often seem to come through, discovering the debug mode in games like SSBM and Goldeneye 007. There's even a push button code for the debug menu in the N64 game Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire.

But as for Super Smash Bros 64, I don't believe such a code has ever been found.

My mom won't let me sign up to be a Detstar Member if you have to pay, so get rid of the charge

Nobody likes to pay.... But for some strange reason, my hosting company keeps sending me these darned bills every month... I know everyone likes to get stuff for free, but the hosting needs to be paid for if the site is going to remain open to the public. The bonus material in the Members Section is offered as a reward for people who help support the website.

It's completely understandable that some parents might be skeptical about paying for a Membership. To offer some peace of mind, Detstar has been around for several years, and has established a reputation as a solid gamesite that delivers high quality content. A Detstar Membership also makes a great Birthday present or Christmas gift.

Hey Det
My question is about Super Smash Bros. Melee: Even though I passed the whole game and have all the trophies, I don't have all the credits at the end of the adventure or classic mode. Do you? Great job on the website by the way.


Managing to hit all of those flyby credits is certainly easier said than done. Naturally, some people claimed to have pulled it off, some saying that they earned nothing, while others made up elaborate stories.

If every single target was hit, I would imagine that the final score would be 200 or more... However, I personally have no plans to try and hit all of those credits because there's no real reason to believe that anything could be unlocked by doing so.

Dude, it's been a month, now. I now you must be a very busy man (or woman o_O), but at least try to update once every two weeks.

Because Detstar is a side project in my life, an occasional break is necessary to maintain sanity. You don't want your webmaster to climb a bell tower and begin sniping innocent victims before turning the gun on himself, do you?

Although it's been a while since updates were made to the
actual website, rest assured that I've been working on new content in the meantime. As you sit at your computer and eagerly await the next update, just picture me plugging away at my computer for hours, turning ideas, e-mails, and submissions into pages for the website.

Love the game, glad you do to. Your (Perfect Dark) site has been an inspiration to get my 12.5 hours of play in to be Perfect. Thanks

No problem... I always like to go for completeness, even though there was nothing overly special rewarded by becoming a "Perfect" player in Perfect Dark's Combat Simulator.

In the case of PD, you simply have to pull of some incredible feats that would probably take years under normal playing conditions... That's why I posted all of those neat little tricks to improve your stats, and speed up the process of becoming "Perfect".

The final stat I needed to achieve, was the required 9000km of walking distance... As you can see from this screenshot, I just happened to hit that mark when I took a break to check my stats.


Hey Det,
Did you know that Sean Connery is now allowing his image to be used for "From Russia With Love" by EA Games?
It really is a great to see Connery's white Tuxedo in a Bond game...finally.

Electonic Arts really went for authenticity when they decided to turn this classic Bond film into a videogame, by grabbing Sean Connery to make use of his voice and his likeness (as he appeared in the 1960s...). If the rumors are true, he was paid more for this game than he did for the actual film...

Another note about Bond's white tuxedo, is the fact that Bond's famous white tux from Goldfinger will be seen worn by Agent Marley on May 22, 2006.


Dear Detstar,

This is not regarding any of the games on your site, but rather your forums. I think you should make your own invisionfree or freeweb.com forum website. So it would be the shiz-nit if you would make a separate free forum website, so we know that we're actually talking about things on your site.


Opening up a new free-hosted forum would probably seem all cheap and crappy, especially compared to the elaborate forums that were hosted here at one time.

The ever popular Detstar Forums had to be closed due to the heavy traffic strain on the server... Managing the Forums is like a full-time job, requiring constant Administration because of issues with forum members.... It's definitely something that I can't see myself doing anymore.

I might however be open to the idea of promoting an existing games forum as an "unofficial Detstar messageboard"... Of course, it would need to be up and running, and effectively managed by some real Nintendo fans...


I like Roy (in Super Smash Bros Melee), but I only find much use for him in the One-Player Mode because the CPU's are so stupid and they walk right into your attack, but I can't really use him in Vs. Mode because his attacks are so slow. Could you give me some strategies for him since you're good with Roy?

I've often posed the question whether Link or Roy is my overall character of choice... I'd probably pick Link, because he's a much more balanced character than Roy. Having said that, Roy can be quite devastating...

Roy's forward smash move deals lots of damage, and it has good range. So, I try to use this attack quite often during a fight. Also, his special B+forward combo move can be quite deadly, especially if you mix it up with highs and lows to keep your opponent guessing. Once you've sliced and diced your opponent, dash in with a quick forward + A attack to stun your victim, which can often set you up for another good strong attack. (Roy's down+A attack is one of his quickest moves, and it can get you out of many tight situations)

As a final note, Roy's midair Z attack doesn't cause much damage, but it can be useful for striking your opponents in order to put them in a vulnerable position for a stronger slash.

A new comic should be posted every 7 days.

Not to worry... Starting this week, there will be 2 brand new comic episodes appearing every week to lead you into the summer.

That thing you said about Oprah and the boxart for the game you made? That cracked me up! You're also right about that woman. You should go to her house and let Marley's dog wreck the place

I wasn't the one who said those horrible, hurtful things about Oprah... Dexter did it.
Every one of his words is true, however... Oprah's one hell of a bitch :)







 

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