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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista



Mailbag

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September 25, 2006

Helper Monkeys Ate My E-mail...
After throwing clumps of mail and feces around the room, the Helper Monkeys have randomly selected some really good questions, along with a bunch of crap. If you disagree with the Monkey Selection Comittee, take it up with your local Monkey Congressman. The first message is about Diddy Kong... Who is coincidentally a monkey. If that ain't biased, I don't know what is.

Toss your clumps of mail to:


Hey, I was just reading your mailbag and ive been thinking about possible characters for super smash bros brawl lately... and ive been thinking Diddy Kong should most definetly be in the next one! im surprised he wasnt in melee! Do you think its possible? He's in mario tennis and mario kart double dash, and he's been an all star in nintendo for a very long time.

Diddy Kong... Not a bad choice indeed.
One strange thing about the character lineup for Brawl, is that they've only revealed ten characters so far... We know that there'll be more than that, but what's with all the secrecy? (A question coming from a particularly vague webmaster...)

The young Kong would definitely be quite agile, and probably use a cartwheel attack... He could even be armed with Peanut Popguns... Ideas, anyone? Detstar Blog


(In Mario Kart Double Dash) I got a new low score of 26 points and still managed to get gold.
You didn't by chance try to deliberately beat my "low score" of 31, did you?

Congratulations, either way. MKDD can be rather unforgiving, and you normally need every point you can get in order to win.

Snagging the trophy with only 26 points though... I gotta ask - Did you sabotage another team in order to win?

Hey det, I found this pic which is supposed to be the Super Smash Bros Brawl select character screen. Can you tell me if its real?

It's fairly impressive, that's for sure. Someone spent a lot of time with some graphics software to produce this creative piece of artwork. Diddy Kong is in there, and so is Krystal Fox.

The "Smash Bros Revolution" is a dead givaway... It does look believable, but everything looks to shiny and perfect... There's something fishy about that.

My guess would be FAKE.

hello i'm just wondering if smash bros. maybe does tours around the country. To do competetion here in miami, florida because i would love to compete. thank you please write back

Tournament information is a fairly common topic in my mailbox...
A video game doesn't tour in the same way a band does, although it would be
awesome if it did.

Because people are always looking for tournaments, I'm posting a Tournaments page on the website.

(In Mario Kart Double Dash) You were asking about the person in the Waluigi Stadium crowd in (front row, second from the left) who has his hands up in the air. It's a hammer brother.

This has been an ongoing debate since the beginning of time... (approx. 2003 A.D)
It's still hard to be absolutely sure, although there are 3 arguments for the Hammer Brother:
-The skintone
-The apparent Beak
-Lighter belly (possible underside of shell)

I still think the mysterious crowd figure is the result of Big Bird enjoying a drunken night of passion with a duck billed platypus... but that's just me.

 


I think you should feature super smash bros brawl.

Sounds like a good plan. Of course, I'm way too paranoid to announce that I'll be covering Super Smash Bros Brawl... But if you're gonna place a wager on a Detstar Wii gamesite, then Super Smash Bros Brawl is probably your best bet.


I want to see another character in the dexter comics

There are a bunch of existing characters in the Hellford backstory that have yet to make an appearance in an actual episode...

Sgt. Smokes, a disgruntled former cop who's turned to crime.... He can connect Dexter & his pals to practically any kind of contraband material they need. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

There's also Officer Cherry Hill, a serious police officer, who's all work & and no play... At least when she's on the job, anyway. She's athletic like her niece Candi, but Cherry actually has a fully functional brain in her head.


Replace the zelda (Wind Waker) site with an Ocarina of Time site

I enjoyed Ocarina of Time so much that I was obsessed with finding all of the ellusive Gold Skulltula Tokens, and managed to hunt down every single Poe ghost... I even made a map and everything. Strangely enough, this was all done before the idea of Detstar was even conceived...

But although I fully explored the game, I didn't record ALL of the essential details needed for a gamesite. To do a proper gamesite, you have to play a game inside and out, to the point that you're practically sick of the game... At least if you actually want people to enjoy the content.

Going back and creating content for Ocarina of Time would be a ton of work, and it hardly seems worth the effort... I'd be much more inclined to offer coverage of the upcoming Zelda game (Zelda: Twilight Princess)...


Love the site, quite possibly the best Goldeneye site ever created.

Part of the purpose in creating the Goldeneye site was that this great game didn't have a "proper" tribute on the net. There were several good sites, but most of them were incomplete... Goldeneye was a game with so much depth, that it seemed impossible to cover it all... But that's basically what I set out to do, and the reaction from Goldeneye 007 fans has been overwhelming.

Hope you can take some constructive criticism, I do think it's inappropriate asking for money for membership.
I used to think it was cheap and crappy when other websites asked visitors to pay for bonus content... But each of us eventually seems to turn into what we used to hate. To keep this ever-growing website up and running, I had to move all the content to more expensive server, and simply couldn't afford it anymore. The best things in life sure ain't free... But the majority of Detstar pages are. The Member pages are simply an extra offer for people who actually want to help keep the site online.


Thought you might enjoy the following information.
In Aug 1997 the only game I was looking forward to playing was FFVII (due out beginning of Sept), so in mid Aug seen an Ad for pro-orders of a game called Goldeneye - so I thought "what the hell, there's still two weeks before FFVII , I got the time".

I first heard about Goldeneye from a dude at school... "Goldeneye? What the hell is that?"
As soon as my cousin bought it, I tried it, and was hooked.

So I payed the $10 pre order (got the key chain to prove it), pick the game up Monday Aug 25, 1997 and played it for 2 straight years. To this day, I've yet to finish FFVII :-)

A testament to the awesome power of Goldeneye 007...
I never knew that there was a bullet keychain promo for Goldeneye. I wish I could have gotten one...
Although I must say, the bullet looks much more menacing in the ad.

Walmart's ad for the week Goldeneye was released, give you an idea of the original cost (Canadian Price). Check out the price for Doom64 - $126.97 !@@!

Well I hope you enjoy a walk down memory (Goldeneye) Lane. Take what you want and keep up the great site

$126.97 for DOOM? That's nearly as much as the N64 system itself. That's supply and demmand for ya... Who could have predicted that this unknown "Goldeneye" game would outsell and outlast "DOOM 64"?

Thanks for sending these scans. It's really interesting to step back 9 years and have a look at this stuff.


(in Super Smash Bros Melee) How do you get Peach without her dress?

Just buy her a few drinks, and tell her how pretty she looks...
While using Debug Mode code for Super Smash Bros Melee, you can skirt the issues by pressing up (taunt) on the control pad, which will toggle Peach and Zelda's dresses on and off.


why did you call your site detstar??? you should have just called it "crap" or something like that...

Much to my disappointment, Crap.com was already taken. If you think coming up with an available domain name is easy, think again. I should have just called this place KissMyAss.org

Is there a fast way to get your KO total up in Super Smash Bros Melee?

Just lock yourself inside, and say "to hell with work and school!".
Long after you've been fired and/or expelled, you should have a rather impressive KO count.

For best results, crank up the damage ratio, and play against lightweights - They're easier to knock out of the arena.


PLEASE UPDATE!!! Please, detstar cartoons are the best thing on the internet!
They keep me alive!!!!!

If Detstar Cartoons keep you alive, then you're one sick individual... I like it.
Before you gnaw off your left arm, here's a quick little something that I've been working on.

You might not be alive much longer if you stumble into Freddy's Kitchen...

(in Super Smash Bros Melee) Can u unlock Wario,Raichu,Igglybuff,Giga Bowser,Crazy Hand,and Master Hand?Cause I tried getting Wario from an internet cheat,but I was mad when I did EXACTLY everything it said but didn't work.I worked hard as hell for it!!So can u?

No, no, no, no, No, and NO!
It's no wonder I've gone insane... I'm really enjoying these cool new padded walls though. They keep me safe, and tell me that more characters are coming... But until that happens, the only Smash characters you can unlock are shown on the Hidden Characters page. Go there right now, or the fuzzy monsters will eat your hands! GO!


Quit your job, and update more often

Dude, that sounds like so much fun! I wish I lived on your planet...
Where the hell are you from, anyway?







 

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