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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista



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March 14, 2007

Plenty of Small Critters Were Harmed Making This Mailbag...

It's a tad late for Monday's Mailbag, isn't it?

The helper monkeys were cranked into overdrive, and whipped extensively as they frantically sorted Detstar mail. They finished just in time to watch American Idol, at which point they threw pieces of crap at the TV screen
.

Fling your stuff here:


LETTER OF THE WEEK:

In Super Smash Bros BRAWL, Bowser Jr. could have a move where he turns into Shadow Mario from Mario Sunshine and Bowser could transform into Giga Bowser for SSBB. That would be cool in a match. P.S. maybe Nintendo is actually reading the stuff we right for new possible characters and moves for them, so no one whines about how someone isn't in the game or if they run out of ideas they go to the internet.

He's a popular choice, that's for sure. His inclusion in BRAWL is nothing more than an Internet rumor at this point, but Bowser Jr. is actually a feasible character. I like the Shadow Mario idea.

And if someone from Nintendo is reading this... Can you fix my NES? Hello?


I think you should tell how you got the cool and funny Super Smash Bros pictures

Some shots were obviously staged, while others just happened...
Most often, I'll just hit pause during gameplay just to see if I can get some cool stills.


When a shot is staged, it can often take a half hour just to pause the game at a precise moment...
For example, when getting cracked with the Homerun Bat, a character instantly flies off the screen. Trying to get this pose slightly after the bat makes contact with Pikachu really took some effort... Nowadays, I'd just use AR codes and go frame-by-frame.




Some of the shots are flukes, which will never happen again on anyone's game...
This shot of Ganondorf was obviously done with Action Replay codes, although it takes several pause attempts to capture the perfect pose.


This hunting scene is obviously a setup. The item switch was turned to nothing but bunny hoods.... I think you can partially see another set of ears on the right side of the screen.

Kirby's color was even switched to resemble a white rabbit.


In this shot, I believe that Mario is being zapped by Mewtwo...
The game was paused at the right moment, and this unusual shot was born.

This probably won't happen but do you think Shy Guy will be in Super Smash Bros BRAWL? Before you think "No Way!" You have seen him appear in Mario Tennis, a road block in Mario Kart DD and probably other games as well so he could have a very tiny chance but you never know what could happen because Mr. G&W appeared in SSBM. And Shy Guy has a good of a chance as Geno or Dark Samus

Since Shy guys will be featured as part of the background for the "Mario Circuit" stage, it seems kinda unlikely that they'll also be playable characters too.

while looking through your debug gallery I kinda realized something that that game-makers must not have thought of when makin the corneria stage. The ship is moving right? well wouldn't the characters go towards the back of the ship when jumping.
P.S. I'm not saying that SSBM is stupid and un-detailed because it's not.

I never really thought of that... Likewise for the mini "doom ship" on Rainbow Cruise.
I suppose it would be awkward to keep falling towards the back... Although it could be interesting as an element of strategy.


For SSBB, I have come up with some moves for Diddy Kong. When he double jumps he gets his barrel jet pack out! His basic attacks are fast and could use his hat for attacks {like Dixie with her hair} Of course he must use his dual peanut guns and possibly his tail. When Kirby swallows Diddy he gets the hat and his tail. Either way, he would be an awesome addition to SSBB. Am I right or what?{P.S. I love this website!}

Diddy Kong appears to be one of the favorite candidates for BRAWL...
He's also a character that I can actually see as a playable character. Diddy and Dixie would make an great tandem, but everyone knows that Diddy and Dixie got divorced...


Hey, Detty boy! Haven't been on Detstar in a while, glad I caught up.

I've got two little things I'm wondering about...

1 - Could you post a picture of your current desktop? With your icons, wallpaper, skins, etc? (Now, do I really have to tell you you can black out anything that could lead to your identification?) If you do, please post a large picture- ain't nothin' more annoying than squinting at some tiny-little pic.

Share my desktop? You obviously don't know me very well... I won't post a picture, but I can describe it if you like...
- Imagine 60-70 desktop icons, 98% of which are Detstar related.

- Frequent and Random Error Messages
- Current Wallpaper: Midna from Zelda TP
- Large Mug of Detstar Coffee, away from spilling distance of keyboard
- 15-20 different windows open at any given time.
- Raspy voices coming from either side of the monitor
- Gun rack within arm's reach

2 - You say you hate Gates and Microsoft and Windows, etc... why don't you by a Mac? I've tried them at school, and I assure you they're actually
really good - possibly better than PCs. First of all, they don't glitch at all, and even though very little is compatible with Macs these days, that's
gonna change soon... Plus, a lot simpler interface and that kinda stuff.


Bill Must Die! Yes, I have a love-hate relationship with Microsoft... I hate the crashes and unreliability... But I like the fact that all of my Detstar tools and equipment are designed for Windows. Switching would no doubt require me to obtain new software, especially for some of my older equipment... Besides, it's nice to have someone to swear at when something goes wrong. (Damn You Bill Gates!!!)

And work on those forums! Hope you don't actually go for that shitty ad-infested free junk. God I hate that shit...

Ah, but you know what they say... You get what you pay for, and unfortunately, there's not much choice. I'm not shelling out the cash for a messageboard that costs me money, but free forums are pretty crappy. People have definitely expressed an interest in the forums, and the release of Smash Bros BRAWL would be a good excuse to relaunch the board.


I suggest that you should just tell me the reason you are making the 5 characters retired in Super Smash Bros Brawl. it haunts peoples memories and is this a character shortage? I hope that your prediction is wrong and give an earlier release date not June 1st

Characters are often dropped in video game sequels... I'd be surprised to see all 25 characters return, even though every character from the original Super Smash Bros made it into Super Smash Bros Melee.

The five characters in question (Game & Watch, Ice Climbers, Pichu, Dr. Mario & Young Link) are simply my thoughts for who's unlikely to return. Some of those characters are fan favorites, and I myself would choose to keep Pichu over Pikachu... But I'm basing these choices from a realistic perspective, and my reasons for each character are stated on the page.

As for a sooner release date than June 1st, that's kinda out of my hands, isn't it?
No date has been confirmed yet, but June 2007 seems to be popular belief.


Could we actually see another pokemon on Super Smash Bros Brawl ??? I hope the pokemon is well known and actually has some cool moves like Mewtwo.

Mewtwo was one of the coolest additions for Melee. He's an odd character, he's probably in my top five. He can become a very frustrating character to play against once you've memorized his moves.

I'm definitely expecting to see a few more Pokémon characters in BRAWL. Problem is, all the well-known Pokémon are already used as items in Melee... Not sure if any of them could be "promoted" to the rank of fighter or not.


YOU FORGOT THE N64s BIRTHDAY!

How right you are... November 2006 was the milestone 10th anniversary of the N64.
(If a guy forgets his 10th wedding anniversary, he spends the year on the couch)

It seems like just yesterday when I decided to cut back on food so I could afford to buy the fun machine... That was two generations ago, but the fond memories live on... Many multiplayer matches, and many classes skipped.

You guys should definitely do legend of Zelda Twilight Princess on wii or gamecube. and Super Smash Bros Brawl when it comes out

"Just do it"...
If only it were that easy. It's simply not possible for me to cover both, especially since Zelda is such a massive game. If I were you, I'd put my money on Super Smash Bros BRAWL...

Please don't get rid of the Perfect Dark site! You re-did the GE site, so why not the PD one? The number of GE fans are even lower than PD, so that theory of yours make no sense.

Actually, based on traffic usage and mail I receive, the Goldeneye site wins in overall popularity.
I took a whole night, and stayed up later than a crack-addict frantically restoring every single Goldeneye page.

Maybe someday I'll feel like punishing myself by rebuilding Perfect Dark... It's hard to get motivated enough to tackle such a massive project.

Yo I saw a few movies on samus in Super Smash Bros BRAWL and realized how powerful her beam was. Seriously it looks like it could K.O. a character in 1 shot. I was wondering if you think that it will be stronger or weaker than in Super Smash Bros Melee.

The video clip of Samus Aran blasting everyone to pieces with her arm cannon is a memorable moment in the BRAWL trailer... While it's possible that it's a super move, it could just as easily be a scene from the game's intro.







 

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