Documents have reportedly been found stating that members of the Al-Qaeda terror network are entitled to sick days and vacation privileges... If this is true, it would mean that terrorists are treated better than the people who work at a FlameBurger restaurant.

Both organizations make a lot of money... But while the heads of FlameBurger sit back and scratch their supersized asses, the leaders of Al-Qaeda have to run for their lives to avoid being hunted down as they raise funds through criminal activity. The terror leaders are getting too old and weak for this bullshit. It might be time for Al-Qaeda to consider a safer business route to generate revenue.

Buying a large fast-food chain like FlameBurger might be a viable option for Al-Qaeda. Sure, terrorists might have a bad reputation... But in reality, you're more likely to die from Fast-Food related heart failure than to be killed by a terrorist.

Of course, there would be some initial turmoil if FlameBurger was purchased by Al-Qaeda...
But there are many advantages for employees if Al-Qaeda ran FlameBurger: