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Department of Homeland Sexurity
Dexter's Thoughts on Protection


An employee from the Department of Homeland security is facing charges of sexual luring over the Internet... That's the department of HOMELAND SECURITY - The organization that was formed after September 11 to keep a watchful eye on the American people, and apparently cute teenage girls as well.

Deputy Press Secretary Brian Doyle used his government computer to have cybersex with a young girl he found online. In addition to sharing porn with her, he also gave her his government-issued cell-phone number, and sent photographs of himself. He even encouraged the girl to go out and buy a webcam so he could see her during their sex chats. This certainly brings all new meaning to the phrase "Big Brother is watching you".

Not only was he stupid enough to openly identify himself to the girl, but the 55 year old politician caught a rather unlucky break when the "14-year old hottie" turned out to be an undercover police officer. As a result, Doyle was arrested for sexual luring involving a minor.

Since 9/11, the government has slowly been hacking away our rights and freedoms, in the name of fighting evil. Tapping our phones, monitoring our Internet usage, and full-body cavity searches at the airport... It's all in an effort to make the average American feel like a common criminal.

But in light of these recent events, it kinda makes you wonder if all this bullshit is for our own safety, or for their sick pleasure.

The government protects us from terrorists... But who's gonna protect us from the government? This incident alone suggests that we shouldn't trust these assholes with our safety... And if you can't trust a creepy old politician, who can you trust?


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