The oldest rock band on the planet was recently granted the opportunity to perform live concerts for fans in China.

The Rolling Stones concerts are a landmark occasion in a nation where people aren't allowed to do anything. In comparison, if the American Government was currently treating their people like dirt, then the Chinese Government would be treating their own people like rabid monkey feces.

Upon landing in China, guitarist Keith Richards was immediately fitted with Chinese Fingertraps, hindering his ability to roll a doobie.

Allowing the Rolling Stones into their country is an incredibly risky move for the Chinese Government. It's long been against their policy to expose their people to anything that might actually make them think. (When people start thinking, a government can find itself in serious shit)

How fuckin' uptight are these Chinese Officials if they're concerned about "obnoxiously rebellious behavior" from a group of aging seniors? They even decided to ban several songs that contained references to sex and drugs.... But without sex and drugs, how can Rock & Roll exist?

It's perfectly understandable that the Chinese Leaders would want to ban songs with sexually suggestive messages...
Because when your country has a population of one billion, you definitely wanna discourage people from having sex.

On the list of forbidden songs was "Rough Justice". The lyrics could hardly be considered offensive, as the song is about relationships. This was apparently unacceptable to the Chinese Government, because their idea of "rough justice" is violently killing a bunch of unarmed protesters.