Marley: Man, this sure beats going to class.
Dexter: Damn right. We'll probably learn more here than we would at school.
Marley: That's for sure. I don't learn anything at school.
Dexter: I could sit here and watch TV all day.
Marley: All we need is some snacks, man. But I don't feel like going to the store. Do you?
Dexter. Hell no.
Marley: I wish we had some chips or something.
Dexter: Cookies are better. You can never have enough cookies.
Marley: Chips rule way more than cookies, man.
Dexter: Don't diss the cookies. Donuts kick ass too though.
Marley: Yeah, but if you drop a donut on the ground, it might roll away man.
Dexter: So what? It's not like you're gonna eat a donut if it's on the floor.
Marley: Hey, it's still good. You never hear of the 3 second rule?
Dexter: So you're saying if a donut was on my ass for less than 3 seconds, you'd eat it?
Marley: No way. That's gross man!
Dexter: Well, I bet my ass is cleaner than this floor of yours.
Marley: I don't think so. This floor is clean enough to eat off of.
Dexter: Just because you eat off it, doesn't make it clean.
Marley: Sure it is man. Look, the floor is so clean, I can see my face reflecting right there.
Dexter: Uh, Marley... That's just a puddle where your dog marked his territory.
Marley: Oh no. Stupid dog. I thought I told him to do that stuff outside.
Dexter: I guess his training isn't going very well.
Marley: Well, he's pretty good. He usually goes on the neighbor's lawn like I showed him.
Dexter: Yeah, your neighbors suck ass.
Marley: Hey, when is that damned pizza guy gonna get here?
Dexter: We didn't order a pizza.
Marley: Yeah we did! I remember it like it was yesterday!
Dexter: That's because it was yesterday, you moron.
Marley: Damn... He better get his ass over here soon then, or else I'm not giving him a tip.
Dexter: You never tip him anyway...
Marley: The pizza guy is here! I just heard the doorbell!
Dexter: First off, we ate that pizza yesterday.... And second, that was the phone.
Marley: Damn, who'd be calling at this hour?
Dexter: It's noon.
Marley: Noon? I don't know anybody named Noon, man.
Dexter: I bet it's the school calling to find out why we skipped.
Marley: Quick! Answer it and say we're not here!
Dexter: We could do that... Or, we could answer the phone and act like we're on a sinking ship... And then start screaming as we flush the phone down the toilet.
Marley: That would be pretty funny. But then I wouldn't have a phone, man.
Dexter: Who cares? It'd be worth it.