Working for minimum wage at FlameBurger restaurant, the best part of Pete's job is playing with the knobs on the grill to watch flames shoot out. His boss is a dick, but Pete gets a bit of revenge by hiding rotten fishburgers in his office.

He's been in love with fire since the cradle. The day when he found his daddy's lighter, he was hooked. Fire is amazing, because it can cook food, destroy evidence, and launch fireworks to create spectacular colors. Needless to say, the Fourth of July is Pete's favorite holiday. It's the perfect excuse to get drunk and blow something up.

Hanging out with Dexter and Marley has really nurtured Pete's destructive side. Three heads are better than one, and their combined weight and determination has caused a lot of property damage to the town of Hellford.

There was a time when playing with fire was Pete's only hobby... But ever since Candi moved to Hellford, Pete has hardly been able to take his eyes off that blonde beauty... He watches as many of Candi's soccer games as he can, and he's her biggest fan. Pete would love to get an autographed pair of Candi's game-worn panties.

Whenever Candi fell in love with a rival named J-Zap, Pete was devastated. The romance was short lived, and Pete thinks he has a shot with Candi now that she's available once again.