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F-Zero GX: Ending Videos
Written by Hutz
Master Class is by far the most challenging
Grand Prix difficulty, but you get rewarded for completing it repeatedly.
Each time you complete any Cup in Master Class, you earn a short video
clip starring the pilot you chose that you can replay in the Pilot Profiles
screen. The videos, for the most part, aren't serious in any respect;
they're simply a quick way for you to have a cheap laugh. Some videos
are more entertaining than others, so here's a reference list of each
pilot's video.
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Master Class
Reward: Video Clips
Video clip descriptions for each
character
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Deathborn
Deathborn appears onscreen in a large city, taller than any of the
buildings. He starts crushing F-Zero machines as he sees them, one
by one. After a few moments of destruction, we see that this is
actually just a movie being played in a theater. Deathborn, in the
front row of seats, gets up and cheers as the rest of the audience
leaves.
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Mighty
Gazelle
After seeing Mighty Gazelle in his full stature, some of his parts
start to flip, spin, and transform. One by one, Gazelle's parts
start to change and he becomes a whole new being. Once the transformation
is fully complete, you see that Mighty Gazelle has turned into...
a cheap motorcycle. He slowly wheels away and beeps like a toy car.
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Jody Summers
In this somewhat odd video, Jody dances in front of a backdrop that
features a few planets. She twirls a stream of stars around in an
artistic manner to her acoustic guitar theme. She ends her performance
by throwing the stars into the air. They all fall around her, except
for one that hits her on the head.
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Dr.
Stewart
This video looks like the result of a hardcore acid trip. Dr. Stewart
throws a few flower petals around, then floats in the air as the
background transforms. Flying through the air, Stewart looks like
he's quite tranquil... until a bird flies by, when he drops like
a rock.
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Baba
You get to see Baba on his training routine in this video. First
you see him leap and soar through the air, then the camera zooms
out and you can see he only jumped a small puddle. Next, you see
as Baba attempts to climb to the top of a cliff... then he slips,
and you see the cliff was only as high as he is. Finally, you see
Baba balancing a giant boulder on his finger. Yet again, it is only
an illusion... a crane is actually supporting the rock. To cool
off for the day, Baba hits the shower. The camera zooms behind the
shower curtain as it opens up, and Baba screams and covers himself.
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Samurai
Goroh
This is the first of several videos where pilots seem to be racing
in invisible machines, and it's somewhat confusing at first. Goroh
and an opponent fly down the street neck-and-neck, then Goroh takes
the edge; he unsheathes his sword and brings the blade inches from
his opponent, who quickly spins and loses control. Goroh suddenly
hits the brakes to let Silver Neelson cross the street. He quickly
hits the accelerator as Neelson's in front of the car, and he too
spins in circles as Goroh takes off. Silver gets his revenge, though;
he jumps up and smacks Goroh on the head with his cane.
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Pico
This is by far the coolest Master video. Pico starts off crouched
down holding a rifle, then two targets pop up from the ground. He
quickly turns around and pops a bullet in each of their heads. As
six more targets jump up, Pico swaps his rifle for two handguns.
He crosses his arms and takes off the two enemy targets on either
side, missing the friendly targets. He takes out the next three
targets with grace, again avoiding the friendly target, then another
friendly target pops up. He quickly turns around and caps it in
the head. As the camera zooms out, you see that the bullet only
hit above the target's head; as Pico walks away, you see the bullet
also hit the forehead of a Black Shadow target.
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Captain
Falcon
The video starts off focused on a baby in a carriage, then it zooms
out and you can see the carriage is (for some reason...) directly
on train tracks where a train is about to pass. Mrs. Arrow is alarmed
to see the track lights flashing and ringing, then Captain Falcon
stops by in his Blue Falcon. He jumps up, cartwheels over the tracks,
grabs the baby, and leaps up over the train right as it passes.
He ends his graceful landing by splitting his pants. Mrs. Arrow
cradles her baby, then stifles a laugh as she sees Falcon try to
cover the back of his pants. He leans over and salutes in a bizarre
attempt to keep his dignity.
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Octoman
The first of several videos where a pilot is in a posing contest.
Octoman shows off his stuff, and the rating bar starts to rise.
As he poses more and more, though, the bar starts to lower. The
audience starts to boo him, and makes Octoman extremely mad. He
grabs random audience members and shakes them around.
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Mr.
EAD
The video opens up with a shot of Mr. EAD's butt wiggling back and
forth. The camera pulls back and you can see Mr. EAD mixing a bowl
of batter. After doing a fruity pose, he goes to a table and starts
decorating a cake with frosting and strawberries. Once he's done
with his masterpiece, he holds it up for the camera. The camera
then pans to the side as you see about ten other Mr. EADs doing
the same thing. One by one, you see each Mr. EAD taking bites of
their cakes until they're all finished.
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James
McCloud
James is on a karaoke dance floor, and dances around while singing
his theme song. While his dance number is extremely wince-inducing,
the audience seems to love him. As he attempts a backflip, though,
he falls flat on his ass. The audience then boos him as he takes
a bow.
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Billy
The video starts with a shot of Billy running ferociously through
the jungle. After he and a smaller monkey swing on some vines, the
little monkey spots a cluster of bananas high up on a tree. Billy
climbs the tree to get them, but the tree falls over from his weight.
The monkey is ecstatic at the bundle of food in front of him, but
Billy's head hit the ground and he's seeing stars.
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Kate
Alen
This video showcases the drop-dead-sexy Kate Alen as she models
various outfits. First she walks onto the runway with her regular
orange attire, then you see various other Kates with different outfits.
They all meet at the end of the runway, then they walk back offstage.
As the 'original' Kate leaves, she turns around and gives the camera
a sexy look.
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Zoda
Zoda gets the final preparations ready for his ultimate experiment
and flips a switch. Suddenly, you can see a giant robot come to
life, ready to do Zoda's bidding. As it walks, though, it trips
on an uneven part of the floor. It comes crashing down on Zoda,
who leans on his elbow and taps the floor in annoyance.
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Jack
Levin
This video shows how popular Jack was as a pop star. After crawling
through a huge audience in front of his stage, he goes backstage
and zips up his costume. He appears onstage in front of hundreds
of screaming fans and does a dance number, which ends with a still
of him flying ahead of an explosion.
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Bio
Rex
After a long day, Rex returns to his living quarters, a small cave,
and rips a few meaty bones that are dangling from the ceiling. He
tosses them over a fire and waits for them to cook. He drools as
he stares at the scrumptious meal, but as he takes a big, juicy
bite, he shifts back to reality - the tasty meat was actually a
woolly mammoth's ass. The video ends with Bio Rex dashing away from
the angered beast.
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The
Skull
The Skull is laying down, then a bolt of lightning zaps him to life.
He gets up, and another bolt hits him, taking off his arm. He picks
up his arm and pops it back in, but yet another bolt knocks his
head off. The video ends with him crawling on the ground and feeling
around for his head.
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Antonio
Guster
Guster walks into a laundromat, takes off his clothes, and tosses
them into a machine. He reads a newspaper and does various other
things as he waits for his clothes, then finally the cycle is done.
He opens the washer to discover that his clothes are all missing.
He looks around and spots a pink dress that fell out of a lady's
basket. He puts the dress on and quietly sneaks out of the building.
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Beastman
Beastman starts off on top of a building, then he runs down it and
leaps off the side. He lands on a rooftop and jumps across to another
building. As he reaches the next building, though, he suddenly stops
short and plummets to the ground. A crowd of bystanders gawk at
the hole in the ground where Beastman emerges and rubs his head.
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Leon
Leon and an opponent are racing in invisible machines down a busy
downtown area at night. As Leon gets hit by his opponent, he jumps
up and starts riding an invisible board of some kind (possibly a
hoverboard). Even though he's keeping up with his rival, he suddenly
stops and gives up. He turns around and picks a kitten up out of
a box as it starts meowing.
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