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F-Zero GX: Fastest Machines
Written by DetErest
Aside from the speeds that
can be reached by boosting and jumping, just what is the all out racing
speed of each machine and who's the fastest? I was eager to find out,
so I set up a little "test drive" for each vehicle. I was
kinda surprised by my findings, especially with some of the racers
being faster than I expected...
The track used for this speed test was Cosmo Terminal: Trident. This
course has many relatively straight stretches, making it easier to
truly reach the maximum speed potential with each craft. All machines
can exceed 1000km/h though, while a handful can surpass 1100km/h. |
To
try and be as accurate as possible, all machines were optimized for
maximum speed on the settings screen before the test drive. Since
the Trident course doesn't have any really sharp turns to slow you
down, speed can really be an asset on this track. |
Here,
I'm piloting the Big Fang which ranked near the top leaders in this
speed experiment. While you're driving on any track, using the L &
R buttons to drift actually slows you down. Instead, steady movements
of the control stick can control your machine and prevent it from
losing speed. So of course for this speed test, I used the control
stick with L & R being used as little as possible.
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The
king of the speed demons was none of than the Black Bull, piloted
by the evil lord Black Shadow. Some of the machines were tough to
test, particularly the heavier ones like the Black Bull and Fat Shark.
Their slow acceleration means they need a long stretch of track before
they reach their maximum speed. |
Machines listed
in order, beginning with the fastest:
(Top speeds are approximate and may be off by one or two kilometers per
hour)
| Machine |
Top
Speed |
Weight |
Body |
Boost |
Grip |
|
Black
Bull
|
1130
km/h
|
2340
kg
|
A
|
E
|
A
|
|
Death
Anchor
|
1118
km/h
|
1620
kg
|
E
|
A
|
C
|
|
Wild
Boar
|
1112
km/h
|
2110
kg
|
A
|
C
|
C
|
|
Hyper
Speeder
|
1110
km/h
|
1460
kg
|
C
|
C
|
A
|
|
Fat
Shark
|
1110
km/h
|
2490
kg
|
A
|
B
|
E
|
|
Big
Fang
|
1108
km/h
|
1520
kg
|
B
|
D
|
A
|
|
Sonic
Phantom
|
1105
km/h
|
1010
kg
|
C
|
A
|
D
|
|
Fire
Stingray
|
1096
km/h
|
1960
kg
|
B
|
D
|
A
|
|
Dark
Schneider
|
1062
km/h
|
2080
kg
|
A
|
B
|
D
|
|
Mighty
Hurricane
|
1056
km/h
|
1780
kg
|
E
|
B
|
B
|
|
Mad
Wolf
|
1055
km/h
|
1490
kg
|
B
|
B
|
C
|
|
Iron
Tiger
|
1052
km/h
|
1780
kg
|
B
|
D
|
A
|
|
Space
Angler
|
1052
km/h
|
910
kg
|
C
|
C
|
A
|
|
Rainbow
Phoenix
|
1051
km/h
|
1080
kg
|
B
|
B
|
C
|
|
Wild
Goose
|
1048
km/h
|
1620
kg
|
A
|
B
|
C
|
|
Little
Wyvern
|
1044
km/h
|
1390
kg
|
E
|
B
|
B
|
|
White
Cat
|
1042
km/h
|
1150
kg
|
C
|
C
|
A
|
|
Mighty
Typhoon
|
1040
km/h
|
950
kg
|
C
|
A
|
D
|
|
Rolling
Turtle
|
1039
km/h
|
999
kg
|
A
|
D
|
B
|
|
Red
Gazelle
|
1038
km/h
|
1130
kg
|
E
|
A
|
C
|
|
Queen
Meteor
|
1038
km/h
|
1140
kg
|
E
|
B
|
B
|
|
Deep
Claw
|
1035
km/h
|
990
kg
|
B
|
B
|
C
|
|
Blue
Falcon
|
1034
km/h
|
1260
kg
|
B
|
C
|
B
|
|
Wonder
Wasp
|
1034
km/h
|
900
kg
|
D
|
A
|
D
|
|
Pink
Spider
|
1033
km/h
|
1100
kg
|
C
|
C
|
A
|
|
Astro
Robin
|
1026
km/h
|
1050
kg
|
B
|
D
|
A
|
|
Groovy
Taxi
|
1025
km/h
|
1280
kg
|
B
|
D
|
B
|
|
Super
Piranha
|
1024
km/h
|
1010
kg
|
B
|
C
|
B
|
|
Spark
Moon
|
1024
km/h
|
1620
kg
|
B
|
C
|
B
|
|
King
Meteor
|
1022
km/h
|
860
kg
|
E
|
B
|
B
|
|
Bunny
Flash
|
1021
km/h
|
1414
kg
|
D
|
B
|
A
|
|
Green
Panther
|
1020
km/h
|
2060
kg
|
A
|
B
|
D
|
|
Great
Star
|
1018
km/h
|
1870
kg
|
E
|
A
|
D
|
|
Golden
Fox
|
1017
km/h
|
1420
kg
|
D
|
A
|
D
|
|
Twin
Norita
|
1017
km/h
|
780
kg
|
E
|
A
|
C
|
|
Night
Thunder
|
1016
km/h
|
1530
kg
|
B
|
A
|
E
|
|
Crazy
Bear
|
1014
km/h
|
2220
kg
|
A
|
B
|
E
|
|
Cosmic
Dolphin
|
1012
km/h
|
900
kg
|
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