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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista



Mario Kart Double Dash: Karts

Written by DetErest

Characters Karts Secret Unlocks

For the first time in Mario Kart, characters don't necessarily have to drive their own cars... They can 'borrow' a kart, so long as certain conditions are met. When you choose your two characters, you'll only be able to select a Kart that fits your largest character.

If you choose two light characters, you'll have to pick a light kart.
But if you even have one heavy character on your team, you'll need to choose a heavyweight kart.
A middle kart is required if you have two middleweight characters, or a combination of one middleweight and a lightweight.


*Many of these karts aren't available as soon as you begin playing... You'll need to unlock them first. Check out the Secret Unlocks page to discover everything that can be earned while competing in different cups of the Grand Prix.

LIGHTWEIGHTS

Goo Goo Buggy (Baby Mario)
Speed: * | Acceleration ***** | Weight **

Rattle Buggy* (Baby Luigi)
Speed: ** | Acceleration **** | Weight **

Koopa Dasher (Koopa Troopa)
Speed: ** | Acceleration **** | Weight **

Para Wing* (Paratroopa)
Speed: *| Acceleration ***** | Weight **

Barrel Train* (Diddy Kong)
Speed: **** | Acceleration ** | Weight ***

Bullet Basher* (Baby Bowser)
Speed: **** | Acceleration *** | Weight *

Toad Kart*
Speed: ** | Acceleration **** | Weight **

Toadette Kart*
Speed: *| Acceleration ***** | Weight **



MIDDLE WEIGHTS

Red Fire (Mario)
Speed: *** | Acceleration *** | Weight ***

Green Fire* (Luigi)
Speed: **** | Acceleration ** | Weight **

Heart Coach
Speed: ** | Acceleration **** | Weight ***

Bloom Coach* (Daisy)
Speed: *** | Acceleration *** | Weight **

Turbo Yoshi
Speed: ** | Acceleration **** | Weight ***

Turbo Birdo*
Speed: *** | Acceleration *** | Weight ****

Waluigi Racer*
Speed: *** | Acceleration *** | Weight ***



HEAVY WEIGHTS

DK Jumbo(Donkey Kong)
Speed: **** | Acceleration ** | Weight ****

Koopa King
Speed: ***** | Acceleration * | Weight *****

Wario Car
Speed: **** | Acceleration ** | Weight ****

Piranha Pipes*
Speed: **** | Acceleration **| Weight *****

Boo Pipes*
Speed: **| Acceleration **** | Weight *****



FINAL KART

Parade Kart*
Speed: **** | Acceleration *** | Weight ****
This unique car has a unique property... It isn't bound to character weight restrictions like other karts. ANY two racers can team up and hop in this ride, regardless of their size. You could have lightweights, middleweights, heavyweights... Or any combination that suits you.

*Many of these karts aren't available as soon as you begin playing... You'll need to unlock them first. Check out the Secret Unlocks page to discover everything that can be earned while competing in different cups of the Grand Prix.

Characters Karts Secret Unlocks







 

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