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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista


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007 Nightfire - Gadgets

Written by dDG 007

"Pay Attention, 007." - A sentence that tells you that a bunch of cool, high-tech devices are coming your way. Bond just wouldn't be Bond if he didn't have a watch laser or x-ray shades that can see through womens' clothing. Listed below are the gadgets that you may encounter throughout the game.

Decryptor
This PDA can do more than organize your tasks and keep track of phone numbers. It has a high power electronic decryptor hidden inside. Great for opening even the highest security doors.

Laser Watch
Bond, this is your new watch. It's waterproof up to 300 feet below the water, tells the time in three different zones, and did we mention that it can cut through solid metal? If you're trying to cut a wire or cut open a safe this little device will do the job.

Lighter Camera
I've heard of lighters that can shock people but what this does is truly shocking... Whether you're gathering evidence or you just want to take a snapshot of the pretty girl across the room, this is the sneaky way to do it.

Q-Grapple
Your cell phone has been fitted with a grapple hook and rope to help you get a lift on things. Just hope you don't press the button while in the middle of a conversation...

Q-Worm
Before you vomit all over your monitor and keyboard let me explain. This isn't what you think it is - Honest! Inside this normal looking credit card is a disk containing a computer virus that allows MI-6 to view the contents of the infected computer.

Key Stunner
These are just the keys to your Aston Martin, right? Wrong. Inside is a high voltage electric stunner. It will cause your enemies to lose consciousness in a matter of seconds.

Stun Grenade Shaver
What setting do you use? Light, Medium, or Flash Bang? After detonation, anyone looking in it's direction will be blinded for a short time. Be sure not to look directly at it when it goes off or you will be blinded as well.

Phoenix Ronin
Your boss not giving you the pay raise you wanted? Bring this briefcase to work and he'll have a very good reason. Hidden inside this normal looking briefcase is a motion detecting minigun. It also has a remote control setting if you want to view the carnage yourself.







 

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