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Island of
Rejected Toys


Horribly Twisted Gifts... Like Baby's First
Table Saw


Grand Theft OTTO: Springfield

Snake... Wiggum... Homer... They're all here!


Episode 134

Lifeguard Opportunity at Bayview Beach


Rastafarian Homer

Pass the Dutchie on the left side, mon.


Episode 131

Dexter & Marley...
Forever borowing stuff that ain't theirs.


Star Whores

Looks like Han is sleeping solo tonight


Episode 128

Dexter takes a cheap shot at Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney


Episode 127

Mary & Dexter discuss the American flag


Episode 126

Dexter & Marley go shopping for female hygiene products


Episode 124

Marley goes Easter shopping


Bill Gates
Goes to Hell

Dexter's rant about
Windows Vista



TimeSplitters 2: Arcade League Characters
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A huge cast of characters is available in TimeSplitters 2. When you first begin, only a certain bunch will appear. But as you progress through the story mode and arcade matches, you'll be able to unlock an impressive selection of foes and selectable characters. Here are some of the characters that can be found in Arcade Mode, many of which are pulled from the main storyline:

Sergeant Cortez

An elite squad of space marines are spearheading the counterforce against the TimeSplitters. Sergeant Cortez is a battle hardened veteran who is proficient with all weapon types and can adapt to any combat conditions.


Corporal Hart

Not just an excellent soldier, Corporal Hart is also an expert with all kinds of mechanical and computer technology. She has found her servo-enhanced Tritium Exo-Arm to be a very useful aid in battle situations.


Hank Nova

Some guys just have it and Hank's one of them. He's seen things you people wouldn't believe attack ships on fire off the should of... well, whatever. A leaner, meaner, more square jawed hero never graced the space operatic stage.


Candi Skyler

Candi graduated from cadet training just two weeks ago. Although there's been cheap talk around the Academy that she failed Astronavigation but got a dispensation because she has a cute butt.


Ghost

The coolest CyberJock in the Tek Quarter, Ghost can hack an AI CORE in milliseconds. When he declined Sadako's offer to join her gang she planned a bitter revenge. Now he is framed for a crime that he did not commit and the NeoTokyo police are on his trail.


Kitten Celeste

Sometimes things get a little to hot under the collar for Harry and he needs some manual assistance from his slinky sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go get 'em tiger! Grrrrrrrr!


Gretel MK II

Gretel II is a second generation of precision thinking killing machine programmed with stealth and martial arts techniques from around the galaxy. Together with R-109 she has been sent to destroy the Machinist's robot army.


R-109

An upgrade of the now outdated R-108, the R-109 is a war robot, built for heavy duty combat. His reasons for destroying the Machinist are more personal than his partner Gretel MK II. R-109 wants revenge for his fallen comrades killed in the Machine Wars.


Hybrid Mutant

The TimeSplitters evil aura had a devastating effect on some of the more susceptible Siberian troopers, causing massive genetic mutation. Military scientists tried to turn them into super-soldiers, but after a series of horrific incidents the mutants were deemed uncontrollable and placed under maximum security.

* Unlocked by completing Siberia story mission on Normal difficulty.


SentryBot

Adapted from old security robots by the Machinist, the SentryBots are programmed to kill anything that moves.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Night Shift" (Amateur League) with a gold medal.


Undead Priest

The undead priests are all that remains of Jacque's cult followers. Under his influence they sacrificed their souls for immortality providing Jacque with an elite army of dark followers.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Burns Unit" (Amateur League) with a gold medal.


Venus Starr

Venus left her home town at a young age in search of fame as a showgirl. Despite her obvious charms and snazzy home made costume, her career has yet to take off. Perhaps she should have gone somewhere more cosmopolitan than Little Prospect.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Rocket Man" (Honorary League) with a silver medal.


Henchman

The Henchmen are the foot soldiers in Khallos' terror organization. Outfitted with the latest in army surplus night vision goggles and flattering figure hugging suits (plus baseball caps!) they cut a dash in any kind 'secret base under attack' chaos.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Hangar Hats Off" (Elite League) with a silver medal.


Sewer Zombie

The fetid depths of the Parisian sewers are the final resting place of many unfortunate murder victims and diseased beggars. The dark magic suffusing Notre Dame has reanimated their half-rotted bodies.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade Challenge "Behead the Undead" with a silver medal.


Gargoyle

Infused with stolen life by the TimeSplitters evil aura, the Gargoyles will destroy anything foolish enough to stand in their path. They especially don't like pigeons.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Cold Corpse Caper" (Honorary League) with a gold medal.


Dark Henchman

When Khallos brought a cheap lot of sidekick costumes some dudes were lucky enough to get first pick - guess what? They chose black instead of yellow.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Hangar Hats Off" (Elite League) with a gold medal.


Scourge Splitter

Nothing is known about these fearsome leaders of the TimeSplitters. Although their bondage trousers are admired across the galaxy.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Time to Split" (Honorary League) with a gold medal.


Gingerbread Man

Flour, brown sugar, shortening, molasses, baking soda, ginger, cinnamon and some well beaten eggs. Mix well, pop in the oven, and let the nightmares begin...

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Baking for the Taking" (Honorary League) with a gold medal.


Dinosaur

He breathes fire and has vestigial forelimbs.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Aztec Dinosaur Hunter" (Elite League) with a silver medal.


Handyman

This guy is straight out of Hatchet Sal's nightmares. Just goes to show crime doesn't pay - or maybe Said should have just laid off the cheese.

* Unlocked by completing Arcade League's "Can't Handle This" (Honorary League) with a gold medal.


 







 

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